The Ringleaders

My animals conduct a multi-pronged attack to wake me up at 6:38am:

Chickens and sheep vocalize.

Dog paces around the bedroom.

Cat bats my closet door with a paw.

Tropical fish–okay these guys don’t do anything.

Snails in the fish tank appear innocent, but, based on their sidelong glances, I know they mastermind the morning cacophony.

The song in her head is “She Bop” by Cyndi Lauper.