Can we store guacamole?
I’ve tried lime juice and plastic wrap. Last night, I squished the leftover guac into a small Rubbermaid vessel and then smeared a layer of… Read More »Can we store guacamole?
Breathing in Garage Air
…because that’s where my tangelo and satsuma trees are blooming.
Self-quarantine = Two Trips to Tractor Supply and a Visit to Lowe’s
I opened a 50-lb bag of chicken feed yesterday morning, and it contained dark, stinky clumps. Rotten Purina Layena! I headed to Tractor Supply with… Read More »Self-quarantine = Two Trips to Tractor Supply and a Visit to Lowe’s
Whatcha got there?
Giant Egg is the first laid after a month-long egg drought.
Love Bundt
I romanticize the word “bundt.” It’s weird because of the “-dt” and represents the one thing in life that nobody takes for granted: the quality… Read More »Love Bundt
Oculus Go!
That new VR set that you got for the holidays is guaranteed to amp your rad moves. Get to it! Buzz always dances like nobody’s… Read More »Oculus Go!
Maps is available on Amazon!
New heroes assemble in a parallel world to thwart a handsome devil’s power grab. Who administers the universe? And what does a powerful entity want… Read More »Maps is available on Amazon!
Baby Dinosaur Steps
I am so close to done with my dinosaur poetry collection. The draft is complete, revision continues, and Spinosaurus cackles.
Diet Breakthrough that Apple Orchards don’t want you to know!
Food science enthusiasts have cracked the code! Eat this one thing to LOSE UP TO A POUND A DAY! #bananastrings#quickdiet#thisisajoke#throwtheminthetrash#cringeworthy#yesIknowtheyaregoodforyou
This is the fast lane, Marjorie
I realized something when I got out of the shower this morning: I am looking forward to the grand opening of a new Piggly Wiggly… Read More »This is the fast lane, Marjorie