Delights

Wisdom is Star Stuff, too

There are seven parallel realms. Physicists who daydream about infinite universes are wasting their time.

You do not have time to let it breathe. You will not “pair” when there is a perfectly good bottle of whatever is already open.

The Olive Garden: When you get take out from here, you’re family, but not regular family–more like the aunt of a spouse or your stepbrother who lives in California.

For some Alabamians, life is like a box of chocolates. For others, it’s laundry that didn’t get switched to the dryer.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing man that he didn’t exist. And the greatest trick by a furniture company was convincing me that I needed a bed with servos in the bottom to raise/lower the head & feet of the mattress.